Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

Mustard Farth

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.

As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.

by Jazz Speller November 1, 2017

Mustard Pocket

A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.

Look at Julie with that corn dog; I dodnt know she was a mustard pocket.

by WiscoMa July 15, 2019

Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)

Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.

by That One Guy Down The Street. June 14, 2018

DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.

That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!

by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019

pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

Mustard Fish

Stinky vagina typically resulting from an STD or yeast infection.

Mike went down on Sarah and his upper lip smelled like mustard fish fir two weeks.

by Alpha1Romeo2 June 8, 2016