mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

Mittens

Chua Yu Sheng's favourite thing to flick

"I wanna flick those mittens so bad 💪👈😩"

by -Average George fan November 4, 2021

The Mitten

A nickname for the state of Michigan in the United States. Due to its shape being similar to a hand or mitten

Joe: I’m from the ATL, where are you from?
Nick: I’m from the Mitten.
Joe: Oh no way, where in Michigan?
Nick: *Points to lower left part of hand under his thumb* Detroit

by KingPP526 June 4, 2022

Mitten

A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.

Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.

by jose6969 May 14, 2023

Sid Mitten

a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.

god youre so sid mitten right now.

by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024

butt mittens

little lint pieces that get stuck in your butt crack and get twisted in your booty hairs. You usually come upon them when tongue punching the fart box.

I was damn near bout to eat that ass but she got butt mittens so I dipped.

by JesseEatsThisAss January 10, 2023