mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝

John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.

by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022

Dick mittens

Someone who has hands that are made for jerking guys off

Someone tell Denny dick mittens if he’s gonna jerk that guy off to do it in the other room please

by Dizzle6303 March 11, 2023

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Sid Mitten

a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.

god youre so sid mitten right now.

by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011