Michael

the most annoying, bitchy, dramatic guy you'll ever meet. only cares about himself.

Michael is such a douche.

by 2cool4school2lame4fame December 1, 2013

michael

the cutest, sweetest, understanding guy you will ever meet. he is a great listener and if you ever meet a Michael hold on to him because there is no one better.

"oh my gosh! michael asked me out!"

by Zazasjzsjdjxj May 8, 2018

michael

he loves shyanne he can live without her and he must hate ne rn but its true

michael fucked shyanne

by Gabe aka loves pizza orgys July 30, 2018

Michael

Very attractive curly haired ,brown eyed. VERY BIG AND AMAZING PENIS...AMAZING IN BED.

MICHAEL HAS A BIG DONG.

by Erotic.bodies April 24, 2019

Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. Michael is very smart, athletic and caring. At first you may not realize what and amazing person Michael is but as soon as you get to know him you can’t help but fall in love with him. Michael is the type of person who is down to FaceTime you until 5am. When he talks about something he’s passionate about his eyes light up and glisten. Michaels smile is contagious and can bring a person pure joy just from his energy alone. Michael will make your life better. And you will never want to lose your Michael because they are hard to come by. If your michael moves to the opposite side of the country it will be super hard on you and you will most likely become very lonely and end up having sad boi hour 24/7. Michael will be the love of your life. Whether you end up staying together or not Michael will still have your heart. XMMX <3

Ex. 1
L: “Michael is the love of my life”
Z: “awe, I’m sorry he moved to Toronto”

Ex.2

D: “wow Michael sure is good at rugby”
L: “I know right! I love my rugbae!”

by Ltressie May 6, 2019

Michael

Michael is a tall sexy boy that has a large penis. His love for his friends is outstanding and he is very funny. He lightens up the room when he walks in. No girl is deserving to be this mans girlfriend. No other human can compare to him and his Lucius long hair.

Michael is cool

by Kuli___ March 12, 2019

Michael

Michael is the best. Michael is the greatest of all time. He has a lot of juice . People actually call him the juice king. The best Michaels are the ones who last name start with an S

Michael is the best

by MichaelSucks May 17, 2017