To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
Get the Hoovermug. by Bambi0c August 28, 2017
Get the wet hoovermug. A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs
2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug
3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life
And those are the three Hoover rules.
Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
Get the Hoover middle schoolmug. A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.
or
How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
or
How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022
Get the Hoovermug. by tech-decker February 28, 2024
Get the Opening the Hoover Dammug. When a guy busts his nut in a woman, then goes down and sucks his load out of her pussy and kisses her only to spit his cum in her mouth
by Sonic22 December 20, 2020
Get the The Hoovermug. Hoover Dame, (Noun);
A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.
Azenath67, London
A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.
Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!
Azenath67, London
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!
Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 1, 2019
Get the Hoover Damemug.