Don't Feed the Scene Queen 

A combination of Don't feed the trolls and Scene Queen, Scene also obviously.
These people thrive on attention, so commenting on their pictures, adding them, talking to them or anything that acknowledges their existence and 'feeds' them for more Myspace Whoreing.

Feeding the Scene Queen
Scene Queen: CMT PICZ NOW PLZ! &&

Person: Okay! *comments*
THIS FEEDS THE SCENE QUEEN, THEREFORE LETTING IT THRIVE IN ABUNDANCE.
DON'T FEED THE SCENE QUEEN!

Don't Feed the Scene Queen by Mister Sexx January 3, 2010

Don't fight the pipe 

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

you don't have to be hungry to read the menu by tayrocker November 4, 2009

Don't hurt the doggie!! 

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?

John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"

Don't hurt the doggie!! by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012

don't let me get the roast on you 

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

don't let me get the roast on you by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

Don't bore us, get to the chorus!

Basically, it simply means "quit pussyfooting around, get to the point", or KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid) or "say what you gotta say". The phrase is also the title of a greatest hits release from the Swedish band Roxette that I got in an HMV store in downtown Toronto, Canada. That album was probably released in Canada only.

Professor: Communism evolved as a warped corruption of scientific socialism, which was expounded by the German scientist Karl Marx, who was born in...etc, etc, etc....

Student (thinking): Don't bore us, get to the chorus!

Don't bore us, get to the chorus! by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 15, 2007

Don't let the ponies blind you 

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

Don't let the ponies blind you by catnaps April 29, 2010