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extreme docking

When a guy inserts his penis into the urethra of another guy’s penis
by I'm not a feminist May 13, 2019
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Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.
Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!
by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023
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slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.
The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.
by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014
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soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.
Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"
by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013
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Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.
Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking
by Jcena! June 1, 2016
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Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving
I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking
by ben2020 October 5, 2013
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Dick dock

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.
by getpwned27 March 18, 2011
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