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Giz Toaster

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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Laggy Toaster

A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
You have a Laggy Toaster.
by Rachelier April 18, 2018
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Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick
John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.
by bippy III September 2, 2013
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Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
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the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion
Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.
by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016
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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
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Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
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