When you either get an instant feeling of diarrhea and cannot make it to the rest room in time or diarrhea starts spewing from your butt hole at any given point in time.
by MviaC October 21, 2011
A female deliberately failing to tell a dude that she's on her period before he proceeds to go down on her.
"I was pissed off at him for that Strawberry Shortcake he gave me last week, so I gave him a Cherry Surprise."
by Rizzle213 December 29, 2006
When you insert your flacid (limp) penis into a females vagina and then get an erection and proceed with intercourse.
Girl: "What the fuck are you doing! Ughhh get awa... Oh oh baby that's nice."
JustinBryant: "Oh yea baby, you just experienced a Belgium surprise."
JustinBryant: "Oh yea baby, you just experienced a Belgium surprise."
by Jbizz34 September 22, 2009
The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
by Nerd Junior March 11, 2006
Diamond is giving $25 dollar Escobar Suprise's at the club tonight. Escobar Surprise? Yeah, its when you do blow off a hookers ass and she farts.
by Pink Sock Shaf October 01, 2011
Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!
by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 01, 2008