A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012
A completly BAMF who sleeps with a diffrent woman every night. Usually prostitutes who get their necks snapped after intercourse.
by killa1992 May 12, 2010
When, for whatever reason, you're so angry that you only want to yell and listen to metal and the like.
by Durbanpoison November 02, 2011
by The Steel Pony April 26, 2018
by cheshire014 June 06, 2019
A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.
by Stop the pendulum February 01, 2006
A person who has classic Dad traits such as grilling and a habit of making poor quality jokes, while secretly being a dominant and passionate lover.
Yesterday after getting back from the golf course, I swung so much wood in the bedroom she called me Daddy Steel.
by Quoberg August 28, 2018