second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm June 6, 2005

second base

fist base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex

ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!

by flowerlife March 16, 2008

Second Base

either oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple. can occur over or under shirt/bra and without shirts altogether.

first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping. considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"despite the fact he made me wet by running his thumbs across my nipples through my shirt, we still argued about whether he had officially gotten to second base the next day."

by dc December 4, 2003

Second Torso

An immense penis, similar to the use of the word tripod, although the word "tripod" does not do justice to the massiveness of the phallus.

Tripod? Fuck that, I have a second torso.

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan July 16, 2008

Second Responder

Also known as a firefighter, because they only arrive on the scene after it has been deemed safe by a Police Officer.

The second responders will be staging for the stubbed toe until the first responder Police Officer arrives and makes sure the scene is safe.

by Theodor Ofmari Juana February 14, 2019

Wait a second

Your talking to much maybe you should stop.

...wait a second

by Bi Creepy female April 8, 2019

second life

A virtual world where it's so much more fun to be a griefer by loading up on bombs, guns, nukes, and other weapons to go around shooting people, blowing up events, and pissing people off than it is to actually waste your time & money in an otherwise pointless nerd role-playing exercise.

Those losers in Second Life just hate it when I walk into their precious little "virtual party" and just start lobbing grenades all over the place.

by Dr. Ken Noisewater December 30, 2006