2 definitions by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan

tripod

A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.

Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 11, 2006

Second Torso

An immense penis, similar to the use of the word tripod, although the word "tripod" does not do justice to the massiveness of the phallus.

Tripod? Fuck that, I have a second torso.

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 10, 2006