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youngstown phantom

When a person sticks there arm up a woman's vagina, as if fisting, then picks up her leg and strums it while flailing there fingers around inside her, as if playing a wicked sweet guitar solo. "First attempted at the Covelli Center home of the Youngstown Phantoms"
Laura really likes guitars so she let me give her a Youngstown Phantom.
by reginald penny pincher April 3, 2011
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phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.
After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.
by Champ Kind November 14, 2005
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Phantom Hair

A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.
Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.
by parker02 July 28, 2007
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phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009
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window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013
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pulling a phantom

Disappearing at random intervals; usually with a bunch of friends.
I'm tired of you pulling a phantom while we're walking through downtown Compton.
by 76 Cent May 25, 2011
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Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.
person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
by kool_mike November 17, 2017
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