Package stacking

When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.

Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!

by The real Dick pepper August 9, 2015

packaged warfood

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.

We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child

The stimulus package was approved to help Americans.

by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021

Suspicious Package

An abnormality of the male genitalia.

Suspicious Package? Forget the bomb squad—call a urologist!

by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010