Noodle Kitty

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

Kitty Lock

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.

I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.

by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014

kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.

A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine

by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010

kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

kitty window

an entrance inside of a door that allows animal... sometimes small children.. to move in and out of a closed area.

"fluffy got trapped in the kitty window"

by ladidah's a bit too much May 30, 2007

gutter kitty

An ugly cougar

Bro, she's way too old and ugly to be a cougar, she a gutter kitty!

by too infinity and beyond October 22, 2015

Pitty Kitty

What one gets after hours of begging and pleading for sex.

After the 3 kids finally fell asleep, Brandon began his usual act of begging and pleading for a little Pitty Kitty from his always pretending to be too tired, uncaring wife.

by Brandingo June 20, 2011