Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!

“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”

by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019

Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015

Jordan

Jordan is one of the most handsome boy ever. He is very strong if you mess with his loved ones he will beat you up. He also has blue eyes with dirty blond hair. He is also very funny. He will take your breath away. You cant leave your eyes off of him.

girl 1: do see that boy over there
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan

by brownie 2 December 12, 2017

Jordan

An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.

Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan

by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016

Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.

Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.

by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020