Jizz Canvas

Slang for an individuals face - Normally used when describing a past or future sexual encounter.

Ted: That girl you pulled last night was fat as fuck.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!

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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?

Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.

by Chip Lebowski August 14, 2011

Jizz Rooster

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.

2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.

1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster

2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.

by Domo M3 November 08, 2011

Rollover Jizz

The accumiltion of Jizz from a long fap-free period.

Dude last jerk sesh, I had so much rollover jizz from my trip to tanzania, that I had to use a mop to clean up!

by Ralph Finkelstein August 14, 2011

Jizz Skin

A used, spent, cum filled condom.

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

jizz buzz

The high you get swallowing a load of cum from someone who is stoned.

"Karen, what's wrong with you? Are you high?"
"I don't think so, unless I got a jizz buzz from Jeff's spunk."

by jizz-and-buz August 05, 2007

Jizz Factory

A guy that has an endless supply of virile sperm,

OMG, That guy is clearly a total jizz factory..

Of course i can go again, I'm a jizz factory baby..

by JohnDanieleManchester December 18, 2013

Curb Jizz

That delicious thick water type substance with a bluish hue found right in front of a curb.

Matt made sure he got a running start before he leaped over the curb jizz on 8th ave.

by Billylagee August 22, 2011