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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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Banjo

banjo it is normaly being used in the music site.
First of all banjo is a noun you can only creat a sentence using banjo expecialy kwa wasani....banjo kwa kizungu ni music...msani charles play banjo pafectly and i congratulate him
by ChinaDeeRapper November 2, 2019
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banjo trees

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking
Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah
by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019
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Banjo

Absolute gimp, owner of notorious online sex pest ring "banjomemepages"
"Bro last night was so bad banjomemepages harassed my nan"
by T32EBANJO October 1, 2020
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eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"
Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!
by Anotsoblandlife October 9, 2016
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mouth banjo

When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance
“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”
by Hotdoghands October 27, 2021
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Cat banjo

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo
by Solarfish January 3, 2017
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