The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
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The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
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Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”
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We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
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" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
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