PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 7, 2019

Aara Technologies

Based in India, we are engaged in best-in-domain IT consulting, web designing, development & digital marketing solutions. In addition, we also provide cloud solutions and hosting services to our global clients. We help enterprises, agencies, SMEs and startups to design, develop and evolve advance software that supplies their ad-hoc software needs and brings ideas to life Founded in 2016, AARA Technologies is proud to be led by extremely focused and dedicated professionals, who are known for their entrepreneurial skills, experience, and expertise in a wide spectrum of industries.

Aara Technologies is the leading IT company of India.

by Ben Roy September 2, 2022

assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.

Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.

by Josh mcalister December 18, 2008

Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.

"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."

by jj_702 October 17, 2019

Delta Technologies

A powerful ally to have, Delta Technologies is a company of classified origin, based in classified.

I heard Delta Technologies was really pulling all strings.
Delta aerospace, don't they buy from Casey?

by CEO, Delta Technologies May 4, 2022

southfield arts and technology

southfield A&T:the school where you can find the rich people at a ghetto setting...DO NOT GO THERE if you do you will get robbed out of your cromebook and your shoes,This school is so dirty people will shit on the floor and smeer it on the walls..they dont care about you and they never will...YOU DONT WANT TO GO THERE 16 fights in one day you might be the next ont on the floor on january,16 save the date.

southfield arts and technologydirty,TRASHY,shitty guards,racist teachers,art with shit

phrases;" aye yo what school you go to?"..southfield a&t.."oh hell nah you one of them"
"why you doing that?" yo thats that southfield shit..

by onlyonealivetoday November 2, 2021

Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.

I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!

by Panmata January 25, 2018