Technoical

Technoical, someone who works as an electrician and also does technology (computer/communication related) work.

This person can also fix all appliances, industrial/commercial equipment
Q. What do you do for a job?
A. Technoical.

Q2. What's that?
A2. Some one who does electrical and technology (computer/communication related) work.

Q3. What do you do?
A3. I fix anything and everything that is related to electrical wiring to circuit boards

by TradieTrev December 30, 2009

Technochondriac

A person who, after using the web to research a minor ailment, convinces themeself (because so many other non-medical professionals have spoken about it with such authority in their blog) that they now have a disease of major proportion.

Becoming a hypochondriac is so much easier now with all the technology at hand!

Bill has a toothe ache, so decides to look up the symptoms online. After reading several blogs about people with the same symptoms, he realizes that it's not a toothe ache at all, but rather a full-blown brain tumor, likely in its final stages. Bill, himself, is now a full-fledged Technochondriac.

by jeansy August 2, 2010

shoelace technique

tie ur dick in a shoelace while it's still on ur foot and stomp on the ground as hard as possible.

nigga i cant walk now thanks to the shoelace technique

by tnginanggagopota March 5, 2018

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

The Hesslar Technique

Also known as The Executioner, The Hesslar Technique is used when there is a low amount of marijuana left for a pot smoking hobbyist. The pothead uses a large or small plastic bag and enhales the small amount of marijuana from either a pipe or roach then swiftly puts the bag over his/her head and removes most of the oxygen. when he/she exhales the smoke it remains in the bag allowing the smoker to enhale the smoke once more. the smoker can repeat this step as many times as they can before they cannot breath, this is when the bag should be removed.

Man, im almost out of weed. I should use The Hesslar Technique if I want to get high.

by Bzra Tryla-G November 23, 2005

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009

technicolor yawn

vomit(See alsohang a technicolor yawn)

Thats the kind of food that would bring on a tecnicolor yawn from my parents.

by Light Joker November 10, 2004