techno52

Techno is common mistaken for a danceform but the true meaning of the word is found in the first part of the name, "Tech" wich stands for technical mater. The letters "no" stands for number order and clarifies wich rank the tech master has. The rank goes from 1 - unlimited and the highest rank today alive is 52. So naturally the highest ranked tech master alive today is Techno52.

OMG That's techno52!

by Friglesnot February 2, 2009

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

technocandy

slang for ecstasy.

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

by ana.gram April 11, 2005

Technochondria

An excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious technical issue.

Mr. Johnson has a sever case of technochondria. He's always complaining about his internet being slow, even though it's working as well as everyone else's.

by taoistlumberjak April 10, 2007

Techno-humorist

A person who uses high tech stuff and writes/speaks about the humor in using that technology.

Sandy can be very funny but he is only a techno-humorist.

by Sandesh S Deshmukh December 31, 2008

Technobilly

combination of "technological" and "hillbilly" A person who is Knowledgeable but not from formal training.Someone who may look like a "bumpkin" but is very capable of fixing even complicated equipment.

Jack may not have finished college, but he is a real "technobilly" when it comes to fixing the printer.

by erich sorenson June 13, 2008