Tallywollop

Get the crap beat out of you. Can be physical or mental.

Physical- Jim gave Fred a Tallywalloping with his 9 iron
Mental- Jesus got a Tallywolloping at Halo the other day.

by Josh Parker February 29, 2004

tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.

Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.

by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015

Tellytubbies

slang for terabytes when talking about hard drive space.

Not kilobytes nor Megabytes, it’s terabytes!

Man, you only got 1 tellytubbies in your hard drive? Mans got like 8 tellytubbies in my hard drive!

by Tommy Colarncey October 3, 2019

tallywagon

Name given to the Toyota Hilux pickup truck, originally by British soldiers, because of it's popularity with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

First came across the word in a novel by Andy McNab (forget which, but think it may have been"Exit Wounds").

"Where's your truck parked?"
"It's the the tallywagon over there."

by A handle not already used March 11, 2020

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009

Dirty tealy

When 1 gay cowboy gets gang-banged by 10 gay midgets

Dirty tealy getting bummed by all the gays!

by Clide-frog October 15, 2018

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011