Username Is Already Taken

The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted

Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Talent

Claire from the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen.

I would die for Claire from the Bon Appetit Test Kitchen. She is true talent.

by Füper Düper October 19, 2019

taken

when a young naive girl is abducted and subsequently trafficked/murdered in a remote location, ie: Peru, Thailand

based on the blockbuster film "Taken" starring Liam (Bad Ass Motherfucker) Neeson

Person 1: My sister and I are going on a trip to Mexico for a weeklong stay!

Person 2: Be careful dude, don't get taken

by am87 August 13, 2010

tave

A man with an extremely large penis. Or a woman with a beat or stretched vaginal region.

All the girls fight over Ryan because he has a Tave.

Shawna had sex with one to many Taves so now she got the "Tave"

by Joe BIdeen March 16, 2009

Talen "Skill Issue" Chen

Name for a kid named Talen Chen who has a massive skill issue. He's going to read this definition and get mad. Skill Issue.

Talen "Skill Issue" Chen is mad that he lost, what a skill issue!

by Jacket_Pocketatiel October 7, 2022

office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.

Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.

by Momili October 31, 2013

take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.

EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"

by uofi2408 March 13, 2011