taste like ass

when something tastes bad

This grap soda tastes like ass

by Diggler March 18, 2003

sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Tastes like college

a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.

Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?

by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010

it tastes like ow

when something is very spicy, it tastes like ow.

Brad was eating chips and salsa and said " it tastes like ow!"

by BrotherBaner April 5, 2011

tastes like rim

Meaning: Something tastes like the inside of an asshole

Josh: Mum your dinner tastes like rim!
Mum: Pls josh

by Blablah October 2, 2014

taste bud orgasm

When a dish or snack is so amazing your taste buds feel the sensation of a complete orgasm repeatedly. A taste bud orgasm often results in an uncontrollable tongue.

Dude, those cookies your Grandma made were so good that I had a taste bud orgasm.

That chocolate cake was so moist and delicious I think I might have had a few taste bud orgasms.

by Dr.J-Pepper February 17, 2015

tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008