pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.

"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"

by geezitron December 9, 2009

shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021

TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

tranny tart

genetic girl's name for tgirl who has sex with other tgirls

"I did'nt know you were a tranny tart!" said in a complimentary way.

by transgenny November 27, 2013

tart taker

lesbian that loves smashing clams

look at that tart taker over there

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)

su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun

by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016