tactical uwu

A tactical uwu is a furry's last resort method of defense. If cornered, a furry may make an incredibly high pitched squeaky uwu. This usually enough to discombobulated a foe and provide a chance to get out of that situation.

Person 1: Hehe a furry! Let's beat him up
Person 2 (furry): uses tactical uwu
Person 1: AH WHAT THE HIGGITY HECK MAN (spazes out)

by Anime Patrol June 25, 2021

Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.

“Tactical bacon, dude?”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018

Tactical Banana

An unofficial term used by military personal when they want soldiers to gather around and a half circle like form to give instruction.

Alright men, tactical banana here for instructions.

by TheGingerPhill September 8, 2019

Webb Tactics

Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.

The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.

First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.

'Why is Chris running down the road?'
'Oh, he's just using Webb Tactics on that 3 out of 10'

by Alien89 July 18, 2013

Tactical Hentai

A doujinshi used for self defense/military missions in the Middle East

Soldier 1: “I got one 400 meters out north east”
Soldier 2: “hit em with the tactical hentai”

by Ember2047 March 13, 2021

tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.

my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.

by arturo swift June 7, 2011

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022