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tactical uwu

A tactical uwu is a furry's last resort method of defense. If cornered, a furry may make an incredibly high pitched squeaky uwu. This usually enough to discombobulated a foe and provide a chance to get out of that situation.
Person 1: Hehe a furry! Let's beat him up
Person 2 (furry): uses tactical uwu
Person 1: AH WHAT THE HIGGITY HECK MAN (spazes out)
by Anime Patrol June 25, 2021
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tactical forehead

A person who has a forehead with the ability to drop nukes
Me: That person has a tactical forehead!
Other person: damn right he does.
by justsomeadmirer April 25, 2017
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tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.
Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.
by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023
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tactical chundering

Forcing one's self to puke in order to continue drinking.
"Dude can't hold his liquor. Naw, he's fine, that's legit tactical chundering."
by ThatDallyGrrl March 29, 2015
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Tactical binge

A strategic, but often accidental, mass consumption of a particular vice (eg. alcohol, tobacco or illicit substances). The purpose of this mass consumption is to induce an extreme negative reaction (often including a non-tactical chunder) thereby reminding oneself to avoid this vice in the short to medium term. The effects of a tactical binge wear thin with the passage of time.
Chris thought Jessica simply over-indulged in a dozen aperol spritzes one Friday in January, but it was really a genius tactical binge to help her get through FebFast.
by FuzzyFruit January 10, 2021
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Tactical hotels

Tactical hotels is a barf gang base with armies and stuff its a army its legit puke dog water barf vomit i looked at it and had severe vomiting and nausea and its so bad purely made
hey i just had a tactical hotels (barf/vomit/puke)
by Voidrip April 3, 2021
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Tactical Cropping

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.
by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020
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