by doombot240 December 12, 2016
Get the Swooping Evilmug. When you go and flirt with the PMSs daughter and literally take her away from an event and smash in your designated area
by Wicketshmart December 17, 2021
Get the Powell Swoopmug. Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat downmug. When your about to stick the tip in then you back a bit starts cawing and flapping your arms and swoop in
by I'mJustGonnaBeOverHere May 25, 2018
Get the Swoopingmug. When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.
by JennybB==D February 10, 2021
Get the Swoopingmug. by msadiegold November 11, 2011
Get the Swoop the bucketmug. by Swoopgang_bitch June 12, 2018
Get the Swoopmug.