Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.
Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse
by One and Done June 28, 2013
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Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
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Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.
Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.
by TeenBagel November 23, 2015
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Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
by taper123 March 14, 2017
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Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"
by Sputnik the Traveler January 23, 2016
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Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
by Wofftan August 23, 2017
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Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly
If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer
by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011
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