suck factor

A part of something that brings down the overall enjoyment level of the whole.

- Making sure that my grammar is correct is gonna be a huge suck factor on this paper.

- I had a good time at the party last night, but the crowd was a huge suck factor.

by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007

Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Cool-sucking

The cool yet sucky feeling you get when you've made a wonderful connection with someone special, with the minor detail of them being in a different time zone.

Boy: I like you.
Girl: I like you too.
Both: This is cool.
Boy: I live in Miami.
Girl: I live in San Francisco.
Both: This sucks.
Eavesdropper: They are totally cool-sucking.

by Lovely Butterflies November 3, 2011

suck off

For a man/woman to perform oral sex on a man until he comes.

i went to my lab partner's house to study last night, and she ended up sucking me off.

by Lieutenant Big Dick November 29, 2004

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

sucked to sleep

The act of sucking your man to the point of total exhaustion leading to a loss of consciousness. (See filatio)

Me: Man Billy has been out for a while.
Jack: Yeah Lauren sucked him to sleep.
Me: sucked to sleep?
Jack: yeah sucked him to exhaustion.
Me: Damn.

by HoneyHole99 July 25, 2015

Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

by nbro February 19, 2009