stalker

Someone who follows another person around, becoming obsessed with that person, eg collecting hair, taking photos, observing them with binoculars etc.

Jack's such a stalker
Stalkee:"Jack what are you doing?"
Jack:(emits squeaking noise and moves further away to continue stalking)

by JASANTIA April 15, 2006

no-stalker

A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.

"I see you changed your song on your MySpace profile a few minutes ago. No-stalker."

by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008

like-stalker

noun
A person who uses a social networking website's liking system to tell another person they want to have sex with them. They like all their posts, no matter what they are.

An analogy would be a person in a bar who agrees with everything you say in the hope that they can hook up.

straight like , liking spree , liking to be liked , obsessive liking disorder , drive by liking , social networking

I've got a like-stalker on Tumblr. They also keep asking for my Facebook URL.

by dxo January 13, 2011

Secondary Facebook Stalker

(noun/verb) 1. A person who watches another person stalk friends on the social site Facebook. This usually takes place in lecture, during class, on a bus, or in the library.
2. An unintentional stalking of people on Facebook through someone else's account by watching those person's actions on their monitor.

3. The act of watching someone stalk someone else.
4. Shortened usually to "sefast"

I was in lecture today and I was such a secondary facebook stalker towards the people in front of me. They were all on Facebook and I couldn't stop looking!

by Mass Texter November 10, 2010

stalker-ish

to act like a stalker, but to not be a stalker

if marilyn is 18 comments from her big 2000th comment on myspace, Omar will not make 18 comments, for that would be very Stalker-ish. Which is not cool

by Omaid Faiz June 18, 2007

crazy ass stalker bitch

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.

Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!

by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006

stalker

Creepy Bastard

Goes by the name of Chris, frequents staring at girls from bus windows. Thinks everyone likes him, even the guys

by The Writers May 19, 2004