Stilyan

Stilyan is the name of a handsome loyal man who takes care of you and wets you up in seconds. He is also smart and ambitious. Has a big cock.

- Damn is that Stilyan....i wanna suck his dick

- i have wet dreams with Stilyan

by Tttt._. November 21, 2021

police stole my car

When police hate the law and need a new car. Also can be a parody of Feliz navidad.

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

by Bored teenager December 30, 2019

Nigga stole my bike

When a coloured human steals your bike while you are going for a friendly ride.

Hey you there my dear fellow that nigga just stole my facking bike!

*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga

by cederic January 11, 2008

stol

To hit, punch, smack

Ol girl came up to her window n stol on that heffa

by Alisha January 18, 2005

she stole my gum

When a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. This is really sexy, all hot girls should do this.

Steve: Dude, she stole my gum!!!

Jim: Kickass man! Gimme five

by DudeoftheDay May 13, 2005

drive it like you stole it

Refers to the way our country is run by the Bush administration, after the stolen 2000 election.

Here's the example of "drive it like you stole it:" Jeb Bush has the names of 50,000 Democrats removed from the voter registration list in Florida, the Supreme Court crowns George W. Bush, and the people of the USA are stripped of their rights.

by Slipgrid October 24, 2006

stolen valor

False claims of military service or honor in any form.

This guy showed up to an event in a very inaccurately assembled military uniform which is clearly a sign of stolen valor.

by Bryan McMasters December 22, 2014