steak mud

N.)
The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days

Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Steak Fucker

Someone who literally fucks steak.

Used as a form of masturbation.

Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.

“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”

“My Dad is a steak fucker...”

by NotRebecca December 26, 2018

prison steak

The act of willfully giving or receiving dick in prison, and enjoying it like a fine cut of steak.

I'm not afraid of going back to prison, the pepper prison steak on Friday's is pretty good

by Fuckthealtleft August 03, 2017

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.

by Hotsauce420 December 28, 2015

Hot Steak

When the male genitalia is tucked between the legs to hide it in the front but awkwardly takes shape in the rear when wearing tightly fitted clothing.

The questionable lady on the train bent over in front of me causing the Hot Steak crammed into her yoga pants to be put on full display

by RunninTrain August 08, 2017

Steak face

That face you make when the bass is Just. That. Good.

Ah mate, have you seen Ruth's steak face when she listens to Thundercat?

by RutiePatootie January 29, 2021

Steak and Lobster

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.

Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

by The great panzer of the lake August 13, 2022