A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.
Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
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It is used as an alternative for "Whatever/its Cool". Also may be used as a casual greeting
It is used as an alternative for "Whatever/its Cool". Also may be used as a casual greeting
Example 1:
Adam: The tickets to the Beyonce concert are sold out bro!
Uwem: Welp! Yorgie Smorgie!
Example 2:
Uwem: "Yorgie Smorgie! It's your favorite talk show host Dopp L Ganger"
Adam: The tickets to the Beyonce concert are sold out bro!
Uwem: Welp! Yorgie Smorgie!
Example 2:
Uwem: "Yorgie Smorgie! It's your favorite talk show host Dopp L Ganger"
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For guys it could be getting a blow job and the showing his friends either some of her hair or the color of her lipstick. For gals it's as simple as pointing out the best looking guy in the place and then describing how you could leave said lipstick.
For guys it could be getting a blow job and the showing his friends either some of her hair or the color of her lipstick. For gals it's as simple as pointing out the best looking guy in the place and then describing how you could leave said lipstick.
In a club last night I was so tired from my scorgasms I went straight to sleep still wearing most of my clothes.
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