squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

Raspberry Squirt

When a girl squirts while on her period!

Dude.. I was fucking this chick while she was on her period and she raspberry squirted all over me.

by Oranns July 9, 2016

Germ squirts

A sexy squirt from a bottle of hand sanitizer to bring an attractive death to bacteria.

I touched a dirty park bench so I needed some germ squirts .

by ItsJustThatOneChick February 3, 2018

Casual Squirts

Thats when you find out you have the diahrea while shitting.

No big rush, no mad panic, just a little pressure reminiscent of a large delivery, oh no, that's the casual squirts..

by Deemaninc February 14, 2018

Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea

Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts

by Redneck Down July 25, 2013

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011