Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.

For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.

by Writer MD September 23, 2009

Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

green apple squirts

Explosive and colorful diarrhea.

After eating McDonalds Ashlee got a bad case of the "green apple squirts".

by Prilpethoe June 30, 2016

squirting snapper

a snapping pussy that squirts love juice

I have found a squirting snapper and I am holding on to her!

by j November 11, 2004

Square

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.

by birdman June 12, 2003

no no square

A region on a body commonly referred to as a "private part". Normally a reproductive system (ie: penis or vagina) or the breasts of a girl.

Girl motioning first to her chest, then her lower region: "Stop, don't touch me there, 'cause these are my no no squares!"

Boy: "I bet I could make them yes yes squares..."

by Bob Swirly December 19, 2008

squirraling

When the weather is that cold, your ballbag shrinks and your nuts start hibernating in your stomach.

ie, my bollocks are squirraling!

by sandaz January 8, 2010