Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

Spud

A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....

YA SPUD!!!!

by Watermelons January 15, 2018

Spud man

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spudding

The art of being up to the spuds. Originated from the great spudding of Ravernet in the autumn of 2022

The art of spudding provides one with a great sense of release

by E.Rooney April 28, 2023

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Spud that

A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke

Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017