Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016

Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.

Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.

by Isnuckover July 29, 2016

Splurmazing

Adj.

A word used to describe an earth-shattering orgasm.

"It was the first time you went down on me for months, and it was fucking splurmazing."

by dizzyeyedbex October 6, 2016

Splunt

It is a blunt but instead of 100% marijuana it is a tobacco and marijuana mixture. Similar to a spliff. This leads to the etymology of the word SPLiff + blUNT = SPLUNT

English is a beautiful thing

Hey man, wanna smoke a Splunt?

by Splunt January 25, 2017

Splurgeparple

When the cum flies everywhere

'I splurgeparpled'

by I love bum February 15, 2017

splunder bunder

Smoking a small joint, whilst Pulling a CAM (Crying and Masturbating)

My buddy's cat died so we all had a splunder bunder sleepover.

by Master Bung Nut February 17, 2017

Splunker

It can mean ANYTHING

Yo i was so pissed today my boss was acting like such a splunker.

Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.

by TheSplunkerHimself October 12, 2017