sphinker

A name given to a old child molesteror who enjoys spanking shildren on the arse with a double ender dilido

look at that sphinker using that dildo as a kinkey whip

by doddo August 1, 2007

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

Sprinter

The combination of Spring and Winter often experienced the New England area of the United States.

It's a lovely sprinter we're having, what with a nice snow flurry in the morning topped with a rainstorm in the noon.

by UnspokenTruth June 24, 2016

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

sphincterbater

A sphincterbater although sometimes female, is usually a male of homosexual preferences that gets a feeling of exctasy out of fingering their own anus.

MrPhat was caught by his mother sphincterbating the other night.

by ZEN 1 March 1, 2005

sphincter blink

An involuntary response to an action or stimulus.

I do a sphincter blink every time I hear a car backfire.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

sphinctered

sphinctered,to be off ones head, totally not in control, physically or mentally whether that be caused by drugs, alcohol, or something else

went to an allnighter with some mates,could,nt hardly stand up, we were well sphinctered when we left

by dirtbox July 24, 2006