thesaurus speech

When people use big words to impress people, but it's obvious they've just been reading through a dictionary or thesaurus.
Signs of thesaurus speech include wrong pronunciation, and grammatically incorrect use.

Did you hear that guy pronounce overzealous like "over-zeel-us?" "Yeah, Thesaurus speech is funny.

by XalexegX July 6, 2011

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

Swiss Army Spesh

The commonly known term "Swiss army spesh" is when a certain person (usually very emotional) pulls out a swiss army knife on his own friends and threatens them.

I will kill you dead because im the swiss army spesh you dirty canadians.

by Shammyroc January 3, 2010

middle age speech

The annoying language used to reference speech from a past time such as 'my lady' and 'methinks'. Middle Ages, Middle Earth, English, language

I hate when I read the comment section after an article and some tool uses 'methinks' to express his viewpoint in a condescending way. That middle age speech drives me crazy.

by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016

Masa flavored speech

A weird way of insulting someone, usually by saying they're good at something sarcastically, or otherwise just insulting them while spitting corn in their face.

Joe: i eat corn
You : That's some masa flavored speech! U big good gamer!!11!!1
Joe: I hate you
You: *spits corn aggressively*

by Chutena February 23, 2021

sheesh

Something to say when a person flips out on you

you: its snowing
them: i dont fucking care!
you: sheesh!

by retrohunnie January 2, 2010

Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006