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So Near Yet So Far....

When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)
B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....
by D.D.R April 26, 2012
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so hard it hurt

when your penis (diiiiiiick) is in the vagina (pussssssy) and it's going really good and your penis gets so hard it actually hurts you
gage: dude when me and sara had sex last night my dick got so hard it hurt!!!

sawyer: no way bruh
by i know everythinggggg April 3, 2017
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so empty

Breasts that feel like they have no contents. Just 2 sacks of skin with an areola and a nipple. No trace of them ever being a full and meaty breast
I love your tits they are so empty and soft
by Working Class Hero April 18, 2021
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so poor

A term used to describe an unfortunate but ludicrous event in a casual manner. Commonly used as a descriptor or a reaction depending on the situation. Similar to "it is what it is".
Felicity: "He just dumped me for my mom."
Caleb: "So poor."
by sopoor September 14, 2021
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So is your face

A come back which throws your opponent so far off the argument, that you HAVE to win the fight! If done right, no can defend against!
I don't want you to ever talk to your friend Tina again.

Really, why not?

Becuase she's a bitch and she stinks.

Well, so is your face!
by Skyynet September 6, 2009
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so long

so long has the same meaning of BYE dude. used by cowboys often.
a : so long cowboy.
b : take care.
by mostafa June 15, 2005
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so's your face

A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.
From Scrubs:

JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!

Elliot: J.D.--

J.D.: So's your face.

Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.

J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.

Carla: J.D., that's stupid.

J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!

JD leaves victorious.

Laster that day:

Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?

J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!

Elliot: So's your face!

J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
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