by bleep blorp tasty cock June 8, 2018
Get the Snowflakedmug. by ArizonaGreeen June 20, 2020
Get the Snowflakemug. by thecharacterwannie June 20, 2022
Get the snowflakemug. Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
Get the Snowflakemug. Homie: Yo why you such a snowflake?
Thottie: no I’m not!!!
Homie: yeah your right you’re an icy snowflake
Thottie: no I’m not!!!
Homie: yeah your right you’re an icy snowflake
by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023
Get the icy snowflakemug. A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!
This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!
by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018
Get the Pussy whooped snowflakemug. My definition: someone who thinks they are so unique and special because they like things the think are " underground"" and that no body knows about" but the things they like are pretty common and pretty main stream for example.. they think they are so unique and special because they watch Anime or any tv show or band that they think is deemed "underground" when in reality everyone loves those things not just them! And they feel offended when someone shares a Interest in that thing then the start gatekeeping and act like they were the only ones who should know those things and nobody else should know.
"Special snowflake" omg I'm so quirky for liking the 80s lol this generation sucks I'm so much more Better than this generation for liking the 80s!
lol you do know a lot of people like the 80s right?
"Special snowflake" no most people don't like the 80s the way that I do,Most people just jump on the band wagon,bet they don't know what the move Robo Cop is!
yeah I'm pretty sure a lot of 80s fans know who robo cop is,what a fucking "special snow flake."
lol you do know a lot of people like the 80s right?
"Special snowflake" no most people don't like the 80s the way that I do,Most people just jump on the band wagon,bet they don't know what the move Robo Cop is!
yeah I'm pretty sure a lot of 80s fans know who robo cop is,what a fucking "special snow flake."
by That pat turtle. March 12, 2021
Get the SPECIAL SNOWFLAKEmug.