Sneaky Fake hit

When your bitchass sister pretends to hit you in the face, but then stops at the last minute.

(Amy asshole is about to hit nice kid kevin)
(Amy starts backing up.)
Kevin: "You asshole! what a sneaky fake hit!

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Sneaky Chonk

Dating app girls who don't post full body pics, and the face could debatably be any body type

Dude 1: " Did you go on a date with that Stacy chick?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man- she ended up being a sneaky chonk."

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When the booty doesnt look fat but it still jiggles when you smack it

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You don't say you've been raped. you say you've been sneaky gangstered.

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After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.

I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.

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the act of having one's hands down a sexual partner's pants while making out.

Joe: "Yo beez... I was hella faded last night bra"
Presten: "DAMN! You were sneaky dippin with hella ho's foo."

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One who slips into butt sex unanounced

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