sloose

A rare somali box that can walk and manouver his way,found in Northwest London.

mazin:where is my sloose
abdulle:hes probably boxing rn
mazin:fairs

by Salma Boukili June 13, 2023

Double Scoosher

(adj) The combined act of Urination and Defacation. Scots, colloquial.

Hey Kristen, im away to do a double scoosher, so i would stay out of the toilet for a while.

by youcancallmehoju July 19, 2012

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

Butt smooch

When your rear feels the need to send a kiss into the world in the form of a fart to which can be loud, silent, wet, deadly, toxic, etc. Thus, the butt smooch.

Hey do you smell that? I'm getting light headed.

Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.

Dude, go get that checked out.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

backdoor cooch smooch

Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.

My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.

by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017

National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

Smoobawaba

A completely irrelevant word, most likely something which will end up with you being questioned about the level of your sanity. Also, would probably be an interesting word to call out in the middle of an important business discussion.

Bob: "So what do you think of this year's statistics?"
Joe: "Smoobawaba."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."
Bob: "You're an idiot."

by Coiked April 13, 2004