slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 5, 2008

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Slumbag

1. Any thing including but not limited to; blanket, piece of paper or clothing or even the persons own arms, used in a feeble attempt to cover your self like a blanket when passed out on the floor of some random house, apt, alley, etc.. where you ended up in a drunken stuper.

2. Drinking mans version of a sleeping bag.

Look at Paulie passed out on the bathroom floor with a toilet paper Slumbag

by the invincible myk g February 13, 2004

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slumbover

The cross between a sleepover and a slumber-party, primary use would indicate a mixed sex event/hook-up.

After leaving the bar, Tom & Sue headed back to her place for their very first slumbover.

by missstake July 27, 2006

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Slamtastulon

To die from severe impact with brick wall

"Closed casket huh? How'd he die?"
"Slamtastulon"
"Damn dude..I'm sorry"

by djEmpty February 8, 2007

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scumtart

a scumtart is when your kitty gets a crusty grosse eye and meows like a bitch all night and keeps you up.

aww look that poor kittys draggin his scum tart on he carpet

ugh! check out the scumtart on that feline

does that cat have pink eye?

by MinestroneMan10 January 4, 2010

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Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

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