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“True”
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“True”
by Djheguy. January 21, 2020
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by blakewhatabeast November 22, 2011
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Sean: Bro why is Tiffani so pissed today?
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
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Sean: my nigga!
by Mattypav October 9, 2017
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Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
by KEEXNAN March 22, 2009
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