ski lift

When you cup a man's testicals and or penis from behind by surprise.

John came home and Josh ran behind and gave him a ski lift!

by tophathacker August 15, 2014

ski poles

synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)

"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"

by peter October 15, 2003

ski- whip

just a little word that you yell out of excitment.

by erin June 27, 2003

Ski Patrol

The Police. Law enforcement officials.

The ski patrol rolled up so we dropped our blunts and booked it.

by nighttripper August 11, 2011

ski patrol

People who take care of injured skiers. Usually gay or like to have sex with little boys. 90% are Egotistical, Trustfund pretty boys. They are all afraid of snowmakers because the Snowmakers are superior to anything they do. Snowmakers also steal there glory and there woman. Usually there is one patroler that is more hated then any other usually named JOSH

I got hurt skiing and the ski patrol helped then had sex with my 12 year old son.

by Snow God December 29, 2006

ski pop

to ski pop- similiar to "derp".

to bop around doing random jests.

"look at Cheddy ski poppin' around"

"yah-shes such a derpster"

by youkilledkenny April 26, 2010

ski jump

First cum on your partner's chest and rub it from the vagina to the throat in a straight line. Next you must pick up your partner's legs and stand like you picked up a wheelbarrow that was behind you. Shit a little above the vagina and watch your turd rocket down her chest, ramp up her throat and land on her face.

Ted: Hey Joe, I landed a ski jump in your Diane's mouth last tuesday!

Joe: Wow, you must have been practicing for a long time.

by RileyM September 22, 2008