Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.
Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."
by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.
3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps
by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Anders Hansen April 24, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them. Translation? The word simp is meant to troll young men for doing anything for a girl to get some action he supposedly deserves.
Nick is a fucking simp
by Simphater42069 August 20, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by crs_graphics March 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by totally not a robot October 28, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by ItssApachi May 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug.