shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

Lil shrimp

Little dick

My girl was supposed to give me dank head before choir rehearsal but she hit me with the lil shrimp.

by Ripasf420 July 2, 2018

Tossing The Shrimp

When a male puts his schlong in a womens ass then removes it politely asks another woman to suck the shit off of it.

I heard Molly was tossing the shrimp with Gary and Jayce.

by DickDynasty May 24, 2018

Shrimp Toe

The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.

Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.

by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018

Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

tsunami shrimp

The slight curvature of a Japanese man's phallic member.

You know Akihiko? Yeah, he has a tsunami shrimp.

by Drakonra June 14, 2017

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016