Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"

Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.

by FIReNVY September 29, 2009

Dole shoes

Cheap market stall footwear, usually a rip off of a well known brand like Abibas or Dr Marttins.

What's up with them boots man?
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.

by starni999 April 3, 2011

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

deuce shoes

Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall

I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.

by HogieSTL July 7, 2008

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

Eat the shoe

When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.

ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.

Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.

ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.

ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back

ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.

by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022